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Reptile Ride

Because riding ponies is for pussies

Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

Taming crocodiles in Georgia

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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