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Quiet Plotter

Signs that make no noise

Quiet Plotter thanks to Howard Chapman

I'm not quiet - I'm plotting

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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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