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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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