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Putting Your Foot Down

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Putting Your Foot Down thanks to Mike King

Is he getting to be a heel around the house?

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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