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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury


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