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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot. - Archie Bunker

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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