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Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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