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Phillips Screw Faces

A screwed up way of showing depth perception

Phillips Screw Faces thanks to Keith Blake

Would Phillips Screws show off art better than wood screws would?

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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