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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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