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What's your perception of yourself?

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Is your apple half empty or half full?

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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