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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis


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