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Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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