#1 humor site on the 'net

Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is your apple half empty or half full?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

QuotaBills
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


Check Coffee Level

Stop-tional Sign

Ultimate Selfie Stick

Poacher ID

Military Cuts Have Gone Too Far

Papa Burger

Window Phone Chargers

Vintage Circular Motorcycles

Plywood Portrait

Subway Dinner

Trump Cross

Dubai-ous Hotel

Animal Rescue

Openish Hours

Jim's Happy Hour

Moses' Headache Relief

Medical Breakthrough

Burning Water

Math Watch

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Elderly Rocker

Daddy, Can I Ride It?

Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost

Star Wars Howl