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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. - Julie Andrews

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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