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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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