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Pencil Shavings

How to whittle a pencil

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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