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Pay Attention While Walking

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Pay Attention While Walking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The status quo sucks. - George Carlin

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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