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PaperCut Artwork thanks to Keith Blake

PaperCut Artwork thanks to Keith Blake

PaperCut Artwork thanks to Keith Blake

PaperCut Artwork thanks to Keith Blake

PaperCut Artwork thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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