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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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