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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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