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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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