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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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