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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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