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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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