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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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