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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

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