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Office Budget Cuts

New cubicle and private office layout

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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