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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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