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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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