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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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