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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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