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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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