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Nike Coffin

How to keep running in the afterlife

Nike Coffin thanks to Keith Blake

Custom coffin caskets for deceased runners

For those running out of time
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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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