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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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