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Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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