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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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