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'I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.' - Albert Einstein ... Can you imagine what the next generation is going to be like?

Group dynamics of social networking

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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