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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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