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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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