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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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