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darkness visible - John Milton

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

We are more closely connected to the invisible than to the visible. - Novalis

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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