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Neighbour's Fence

How you can tell who built the fence

Neighbour's Fence thanks to Mike King

Why not just buy shorter nails?

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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