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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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