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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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