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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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