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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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