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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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