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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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