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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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