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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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