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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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