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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber


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