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The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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