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Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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