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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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