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Mommy's Diet

Some families find it difficult to survive diets

Mommy's Diet thanks to Mike King

Choosing a healthy diet plan for Mom

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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