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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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