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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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