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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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