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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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