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Luke FloorWalker

May The Floors Be With You

Luke FloorWalker thanks to Keith Blake

Wood floor specialists in Falmouth, Cornwall, England

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Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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