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When good things come in threes

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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