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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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