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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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