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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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