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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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