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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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