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Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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