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Kayak Funeral

Touring kayak no longer on tour

Kayak Funeral thanks to Keith Blake

Jim's last paddle down the river

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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