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Karate Lessons

Karate lessons from the school of hard knocks

Karate Lessons thanks to Kyle Ziegler

Signs of a good karate move

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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