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Just Carving A Tree

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Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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