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Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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