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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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