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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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