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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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