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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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