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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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