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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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