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Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

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Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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