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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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