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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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