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Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

Is This What You Think I Look Like? thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at your own cool portrait

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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