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Irony Pin

Sew what if it's a contradiction?

Irony Pin thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Buttoning down your own ironic message

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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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